At the weekend I was listening to Stereophonics ~ Performance and Cocktails. The song Half the Lies you Tell Ain’t True reminded me of a certain public figure. I have no idea why.

But when you rely on a lie that’s true,
And no one believes in the things you do
‘Cause half the lies you tell ain’t true

It’s been stuck in my head ever since. My brain can’t quite remember the verse, so it’s substitutes some other Stereophonics lyrics instead:

She longs to be another teenage dream,
The problem is she’s turning forty three,
She still takes her clothes off.

Somehow, it seems to go.

Lyrics written by Kelly Jones, Richard Mark Jones, Stuart Cable • Copyright © Universal Music Publishing Group